It was the first day of a new school year.

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."

She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.

Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.

As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.

"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"

"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views

FARAZ to RAAZ

FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???

RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Punch se bala tar kam

Wo mujh se kehte thi teri zindagi ku janat bana dun gi
magar banani us ku daal bi nai aati

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Life time

Words For Life Time...
"Try to make At-least 2 Persons Happy in a Day."
But Make Sure that One of Them is
YOURSELF. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

Pathan Ne Sardar Se Haath Milate Huay Us K Haath Per Kharish Ki

Sardar Bola:
Khan Sahab Hum Aisa Nahi Hy…!

Pathan:
O’Yara!Pochna To Humara Farz Hy Na!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Srdar apni bv k 7 ja rha tha

Srdar apni bv k 7 ja rha tha
To
1 lrka ne ankh mari
srdar
tuje shrm ni ati mje ankh marte ho
Lrka
Mene tuje ni teri bv ko mari
Srdar
Sory yr mene tuje glt smja.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)