Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS
animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 823 views

kept the door

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya 

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya 

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

jab bhi main is talwaar ko

Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai.
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin?
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pagal na banao mujhe

1st Sardar:me torch jalata hu, tu uski light pakar kar upar chand par ja.

2nd Sardar:mujhe gagal samjha hai kia tu ne kahi bech me light of kar di to

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)