Yar larkion ko
Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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