Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya
Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya.
Naayi Ke Pass Pahle Se Hi
Customer Bethe The, Bola: “Baad Mein Aana, Abhi Main Busy Hoon”
Bhoot Ne Kuch Aisa Bola Ki Naayi Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya,
Kya….?
Bhoot: “Sar Rakh Kar Ja Raha Hoon, Tum Baal Kaat Dena Main, Baad Mein Le Jaunga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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