Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bad habits

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits...
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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
...And We Should Respect Her... ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sts For Dinner

GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Machhar Marny Per Chutti

Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?

Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Fakeerni:
sahab1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,
sahab:
3 din se bhuki ho to 1 Rupye ka kya karo gi?
Fakeerni:
weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)