Girl to dadi
Girl- Dadiji Aapke Time me 10-10 Bacche kyu hote
the?
Dada- Hamare time me Bijli nhi hoti thi...
Raat ko kaun aaya, kaun gaya malum hi nahi padta
tha!! :D :P :->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 705 views
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