Pathan ki Akal
Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to 2 kilo tol dena.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1131 views
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