Kanton Bhari Safar
Kanton bhare raaste per kon ap ka sath dega..
Mummy/Papa: No
Husband/Wife: No
Brother/Sister: No
Ap Ka Lover/Friend: No
Sirf aur Sirf Aapki
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CHAPPAL
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views
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