Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 592 views

Jaan Nikal De Ya Naan Nikal De

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.

Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jadon meri navi navi shadi

santa: jadon meri navi navi shadi hoi menu meri biwi ini sohni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jawan.
Friend: aur ab???

Santa: kha hi jaanda te changa c

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan & new car

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Admi: Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?

Admi:
Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?

Santa:
Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua huwa
...
Admi:
Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?

Santa:

Han hamara Behan ka huwa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)