wife to husband
Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 809 views
Similar Jokes
English To Urdu
Dictionary :
Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,
Stupid =
Abe Gando ,
Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,
I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,
I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,
Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,
Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?
Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
.
Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek pathan interview dene gaya us say pucha gaya aap kitne behen bhai hain..
Pathan: 5 behen bhai,
In mein aapka No kon sa hay?
.
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Pathan: Mera No Zong ka hay.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A SAD LOV STORY
1 student ko apni clasfelw se payr ho gya.Us ne usy prpose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya 0r teacher ko cmplain kar di.teacher ne danta 0r 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jab larka 1 week baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se lov ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha”i m sorry & i lov u too.” larky ne koi respnc na diya..isi tarah 4 saal guzar gay..
Moral:STUDENT KBI KITAB HI NAI KH0LTAY:-
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.
Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta:No,agr usne handwriting pehchan li to?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
'Ek Ladki Ne ChotY Bache K GaL Pe Kiss Ki
GIRL-Oh SorrY TumHare GaL Pe LiPsti....'
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
maan tumhara bhai itni dair se ro rha hay tum ise chup kune nahi karate?
Bacha, “mujhe itni forsat kahan?”
maan, “to tum kya kar rehy ho?”
bacha main is se biscuit chin kar kaha raha hun.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Khaan Sahib Ko Kisi Ne Btaya
K JORAY Asmanon Per Bantay Hain
KHAN SAHIB Bohat Khush Hoye
Foran Bazar Gaiye
Ik Bohat Hi Barhya Sa KAPRA Liya
Wapis Aiye
Or Asmaan Ko Dekh Ker Bolay
Hamara Bhi Aik Joray Bana Do
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)