Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 778 views

Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun

Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Funny driver: You are great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

1 Pakistani dosre se:

Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Pagal American Aur Ek Nepali

Ek Pagal ne Nepali Se pucha Kyu Bhai Tum American Ho kya?

Nepali ne kaha - Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu

Pagal - Nahi Tum Amrican Ho

Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu

Pagal- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho

Nepali(Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu

Pagal- Lekin Lagte To Nepali Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bania's Underwear

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nalayak bano to aise bano

Nalayak bano to aise bano k

Jis din kitab kholo to Khud kitab ke panne tumse puchhe
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Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai ??????

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)