T.C To Sardar In Train:
Ticket Dikhao

Sardar:Ha Ha, Ye Lo
T.C:Ya To Purani Ticket Hai

Sardar:
To Train Kia Abhe “Showroom” Se Nikali Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views

50 Ka Eazy Load Karwana

8 Batain Kisi K Dil Main Ap Ki Izzat Barha Sakti Hain…
1) SALAM Krna
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Daina
3) Asal Naam Say Pukarna
4) Bila Wajah Behas Na Krna
5) Doosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Say Sunna
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna
7) Bina Puchay 03151234567 Pr
Rs.50 Ka Eazy Load Karwana
8) Point Numbr 7 Pay Zyada Tawjjo Daina.. :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

3 bar lion roar karay

'3 bar lion roar karay to kia hota ha???

??

Tom and Jerry shuru hota hai :....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

KFC New Prices

KFC New Prices

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Height of Attitude :

Height of Attitude :
1 lady see a boy of 5 years is smoking. . . . . . . . .
Lady :- kya tumhare dad ko malum hai, ki tum
smoking karte ho.??
... .
.
.
.
Boy (dhua udate huye) : kya tumhare husband ko
malum hai , ki tum abhi kisi gair "MARD" se bat
kar rahi ho.????

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)