A girl come in class with new
A girl come in class with new slipper.A boy told her: Chappal achhi hai.Girl replied: Nikalu kya?Then all boys replied:Teri dress aur bhi achhi hai. --
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge. Raat mein diye jalte rahenge. Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha. Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kanjoos baap k bete ne
kha:"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:"Meri GF pregnant hai
75,000 mang rahi hai.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki
kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am
pregnant!"
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Kanjoos ne usko gale se
Lagaya Aurkaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise leneki baari hamari hai"..:p
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Biwi pathan se:
khan hum ko hamara salgirah me chain gift karna.
pathan: wai qurban!
Laalay ki jaan!
zaroor dega batao
CYCLE KA DE
YA moter cycle KA?..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Shakespeare Said:
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Dont worry If there is a single Dollar in your Pocket
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Convert it to Pakistani currency then you can enjoy a Pepsi of Rs.65 A plate of pakora of Rs.20 Enjoy the Gold Leaf of Rs.4 and Tulsi of Rs.2
by lescol (few years ago!)