Boy-kal se Hm kahi 0r Milnge

Boy-kal se Hm kahi 0r
Milnge

Girl-Q

... Boy-Bade Zalim Hai teri Gali ke Bacche,

Girl- kya Hua?

Boy- Kutte Piche Laga kar kehte He.

JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA, =))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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