Boy-kal se Hm kahi 0r Milnge
Boy-kal se Hm kahi 0r
Milnge
Girl-Q
... Boy-Bade Zalim Hai teri Gali ke Bacche,
Girl- kya Hua?
Boy- Kutte Piche Laga kar kehte He.
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA, =))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views
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