Teri yaad ati hai
Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai, Barish ke bundo
mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni
hai..
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