Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. To aurton ko kya milay ga?

Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 787 views

Little Missy, do you know

Mother: Little Missy, do you know what happens to girls who always tattle on other kids or spread lies about them?

Little Missy: Sure, they grow up to be rich gossip columnists...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
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Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan Aur Zaheen Larki

Pathan Aur Zaheen Larki

1 Pathan Ne Shadi K Liye
1 Zaheen Larki Talash Ki…
Lekin Us Larki Ne Shadi Se Inkar Ker Diya…
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Kyon…?

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Kyon K Wo Waqai Zaheen Thi…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bill Gates And Madhuri Dixit

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in newspapers:

Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!

English Babu Desi Mem.

Brain marries Beauty!?

Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera...

The next version of Windows will be "Windows MD."

Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.

Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..

Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai...

Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re... !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)