mazloom
Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 778 views
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