Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay
re?
Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin
raha tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 915 views

After 15 years

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Divorce and Legal separation

"The difference between divorce and legal
separation
Is that legal separation gives a husband time to
hide his money."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Arithmetic

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know.

Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan and blood test

Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.

Major Rohail: Kon sa test?

Pathan: Blood Test

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Lunch Or Dinner

Teacher:
2 Aisi Cheezo K Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Me Nhi Kha Sakte

Sardarji: Sir! Lunch Or Dinner.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)