Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya

Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay
re?
Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin
raha tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 607 views
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