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Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo

Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 776 views

Pathan Angoor Beach Raha Tha

1 Pathan Angoor Beach Raha Tha Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Ley Lo Aaloo,

2sray Admi Ne Kaha Khan Sahib Ye To Angoor Hain.

Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaen Gen.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

BEAUTIFULL

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek Totaa

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.

Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…

Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.

Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.

Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.

Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BEAUTY TIP

BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)