Sardar
In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs
Sardar Student: I can't say
Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name?
Sardar: See my legs and tell my name
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 794 views
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