Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.

GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.

Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views

Aam ka achar

Sardar’s Poetry For Her Lover
Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai
Kuch B Hai To Mera Pyar Hai
Aur Mereee Is Request Pe Zara Ghaur Karna
Kyunk Propose Kar Raha Tumhein Sardar Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chal Ho jaa Dooooor

Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Memon Apne Kamre Ko

Memon Apne Kamre Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..

Us ne Sirf Chhat Ko

"White" Paint Kiya..!

Aur

Baqi Deewaron Pe Likh Diya..

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."Same As Above":

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa zoo ka watchman

Santa zoo ka watchman tha. Zoo officer – Tumne
sher ka pinjra
lock nahi kiya?
Santa : Ki lod hai,
ennu kanjar nu kinne chori karna..?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sheeshay k samny

Mirassi sardio mein kese nahatay hain?
sheeshay k samny khare hote hain,
phr sheshay pe pani phenk k kehte hain!
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“oye mar gaye, enna thanda pani :):-D;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)