Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra
Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
Oye “nazar nhi aa raha deewar hai”
Sardar: thora angel change kar k daikho nazar aa jae ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 628 views
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