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Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 811 views
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