Nana patigar to ancar
Nana patekar : jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere
ko lakhpati bana dalega.galat jawab tere ko hijda
bana dega.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 558 views
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A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"
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Boy to his friend: Dekho wo ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai..
Friend: Yeh to kuchh nahin yaar,
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Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
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mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ko Ek Din Dukhi Man Se Bola
Ladki: “Main Maan Banne Wali
Hoon”
Ladke Ne Ye Suna Aur Chilla Ke Bola: “Nahiiiiiiii”
Ladki: “Oye Pagal Main Teri Maan Banne Wali Hoon, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Purpose Kiya Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Patni Ne Ek Din Pyar Se Apni Pati Se Puchha
Patni: “Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho, Beer Pite Ho To Darling, Par Aaj Bhootni Kyu ?”
Pati: “Aaj Maine Sprite Pee Hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance
karogi..:))
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Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi..??
Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Gabbar ne sholey film me thakur ke haath Q kate the nahi pata Q ki thakur Gabbar ko sms nahi karta tha baki samajhdar ko ishara kafi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik dost doosray say yar tum apnay doston ko har khushi kay moqa par kabootron ka jora kiun detay ho.
Doosra dost: is liye keh woh doosray din meray pas wapis aajatay hain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)