A boy went to meet his girl friend,

A boy went to
meet his girl friend,
when he came at home..

Mom asked: kahan gaye they?
boy: us se milne,

Mom: kisliye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views
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