A boy went to meet his girl friend,
A boy went to
meet his girl friend,
when he came at home..
Mom asked: kahan gaye they?
boy: us se milne,
Mom: kisliye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 761 views
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