soraj muj se pahly sota hay.
Maa bete se: uth jaa kambakhat dekh
sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hai
Beta: to kya hua amma wo sota bhi to
mujh se pehle hai.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 1019 views
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"PAISE"
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Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
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