Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert when one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 734 views

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance
karogi..:))
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Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi..??
Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

What Is Ur Job

Girl: What Is Ur Job

Boy: I 'm In Admin Department

Girl: Which Company?

Boy: Array Facebook Pay 2-3 Pages Ka Admin Hoon Or Kya Chahiye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boss office girl se

Boss office girl se:
Tm itny short kapry Q pahnti ho?
Grl:
Sir jitni Salry milti hy us me itny hi kapry aaty hy
Boss:
Aj se tmhri
Salry band

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan to second pathan

Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?

2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..


1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo,

Anda Khao..!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

phtan ki cycle

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)