Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?
Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?
Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi
Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student: Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teacher: Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi :D :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views
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