Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai
Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga Papa-Q Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?
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