Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai

Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga Papa-Q Beta?

Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?

TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1114 views
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