Sardar
Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;
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