A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 711 views

Santa zoo ka watchman

Santa zoo ka watchman tha. Zoo officer – Tumne sher ka pinjra
lock nahi kiya?

Santa : Ki lod hai,
ennu kanjar nu kinne chori karna..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl hai ya boy

Teacher:google girl hai ya boy?

Student: google girl hai. Agr aik sawal pocho us k 100 jawab milte hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Farak Ladke Aur Ladki Mein

Girl: “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”
Boy Replies: “Ya Baby, I Know,

How Sweet Of You, You So Caring, I’m Lucky To Have you”
Now

Boy To Boy : “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”

Boy Replies: “Apne Baap Ko Sikhayega Tu Sale

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Anniversary

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ghora race

Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,
kisi ne poocha:
Santa apka ghora konsa hai?
Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu
agay laya hoya ae.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)