The First Parent

by Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?", Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"

"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views

Daad and son

Dad:"Give me ur Mobile
for a
Minute..
.
Son:"Wait dad, Let me
Switch it
on..
.
Gf Pic delete,
Gals Number list delete,
Phone call Received
delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Delete,
Memory Card Format..
.
Son:"Here it is.
.
Dad:"Thanx I Just want
to see the
time..
.
Son:"Daaaad..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Funny

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sawab mile ga

Pathan dost is pankhe k neche baithu sawab mile ga.
Dost:wo kaise?
Pathan:ye hum masjid se utar k laya hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Funny Sharma was filling

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: YES

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)