The First Parent

by Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?", Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"

"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views

Qabar Ma Frishta

Qabr Ma Frishte
1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The
Phr Bhi W0 Hans Rha Tha

Frishte Na Wja P0chi
To Usne Kha Ke:

Mai Khudkash Hamla Mai Mra Hu
Ye Sir Mera Ha
0r Jism Kisi Or Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola
Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya
Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”
Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo
Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”
Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye
The”
Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi
Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Paoun ke oper paoun

Ek pathan ka Bus mein ek Larki k paon k oopar
paon aa gaya,
Pathan: I'm sorry.
Girl: Andhey ho kya ?
Ek Handsome boy ka b paon Larki k paon k oopar
aa gaya,
Larka: I'm sorry.
Larki: It's ok, No problem
Pathan: (Ghussey mein) Q humara SORRY ka
spellings galat tha kya ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jo cheez urti h

Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai

Aur

Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.

Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?


Pathan : Air hostess...:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Married stop smokng.

Girl:If v gt married stop smokng.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:Drinkng 2.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:N goin to d nite club 2.
Boy:-Yes..
Girl:-Wht else cn u leav??
Boy:-D idea of marryng u!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)