Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1037 views

WAKEEL AUR PATHAN

Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki jaib me jalti hui matches kyun rkhi?
Pathan: Ye Hum ko bola "kaam krvana hai to pehle "JaiB" garam karo...

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kah

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha
.
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega,

Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha...!
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!

Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai aur appchup-
chap sun rahe hai.!!

.
TTE :- Main ye soch raha hun ki,
.
Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar diya hai Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

naqli note

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa And Banta

Manager: Sorry,
But I Can’t Give U A Job.
I Don’t Have Any More Work.

Santa:
That’s All Right,
Sir. In Fact I’m Just The Right Person In This Case
You See, I Won’t Ask You To Give Me Work Anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Bar Santa Apne

Ek Bar Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Bathroom Mein Nahane Ke Liye Gaya, Aur Aakar Banta Se Bola.

Santa: “Yaar, Tera Bathroom Hai To Bahut Bhadiya, Par Bathtub Bada Chota Hai, Usmein Se Jug Se Pani Nikal Kar Nahana Pada”

Banta: “Arrey Yaar Tu Bhi Na, Lagta Hai Latrine Mein Naha Aaya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)