2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 975 views

Nend ka intezar

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia
jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki
banda soo hi jaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay

Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say:
Tum Kis Din Paida Howay?
Dosra Pagal: Itwar Ko.

Pehla Pagal: Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: What is the difference

Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?

Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Problem

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,I look at your picture and the problem disappear.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)