Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein
English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Gha?

Jeetey Jo Marzi
Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai
K Muqabla Mumkin Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 926 views

Ek chota baccha bahut der se

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sawab mile ga

Pathan dost is pankhe k neche baithu sawab mile ga.
Dost:wo kaise?
Pathan:ye hum masjid se utar k laya hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan

Height of common sense.
Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehley or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain or Kaan Peechey..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

pathan friend sy..

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar Apna Radio Theek

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)