Pathan: mujhe hokomat ka mauqa mile to me pakistan ki taqdeer badal don.
Wife: pehly apni shalwar to badlal le subah se ulti pehni howi hai.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!) / 725 views

Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Marasi five star hotel

Marasi five star hotel k
washroom gya jb wapis aya to
sweeper ne 65 rupey mang liye
marasi:
(‘:’) mola khush rakhy ki gal
<) ) Lotey vich
/ / 7,up c ?:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Police officer attempts to stop a car

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi ac

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Razzi (few years ago!)