Pathan vs wife

Pathan: mujhe hokomat ka mauqa mile to me pakistan ki taqdeer badal don.
Wife: pehly apni shalwar to badlal le subah se ulti pehni howi hai.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!) / 732 views
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