A Memon Had An Accident
A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried ..."Officer My Brand New Car ! ! " Cops Says: "Your Materialistic Nature Makes Me Sick And You R So Blinded By Money, You Haven't Noticed That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off In The Accident !" Memon Looks At The Left Arm N Yells . . . "OH MY GOD - My ROLEX"
by Azhar Ali (few years ago!) / 618 views
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