Captain of Military
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 693 views
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Arz kiya hai:
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Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
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Samose mein chutney daali chaat
ban gai xD
xD
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Thanks mat bolna ab! :’D xD xP
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher To Pathan:
Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?
Pathan:
Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti Dedo
Admi: Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?
Wife: Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
professor to a student in classroom.
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"hey" apne baaju wale ko utha....!
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Student-
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"tune sulaya hai to tu hi utha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yaar
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga,
Pathan ne santa ko bahut mara,
Mar kha ke santa utha,
Kapde jhat ke santa bola,
To phir main inkar samjhu…….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho
aur wo sher main ho.
Beta: han, baba school mein teacher
bhi aisa hi kehti hy.
Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.
Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa:
Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi
Banta:Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na
Santa:Kisse Karta?
Niche Seat Pe Koi Nahi Tha Hi Nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
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Guess!!
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Pakistan Railways Track
U can use it from Karachi to Khyber
Proud to be a PAKISTANI
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)