Sardar Date pe Gya

Sardar Date pe Gya
After dinner Ahista se bola
Mai kuch kena ay, tu Naraz te nai howen gi?
Girl sharma k: Nai tusi Kwo na
Sardar: Bill adha adha na kr laiye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 597 views
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