Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday
Sardar :13th Oct
Interviewer :
Which Year ?
Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1033 views
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