A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
“Humans r Soluble in water”

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 878 views

The Meaning of Dreams

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Butterfly Dekhni Hai

Butterfly Dekhni Hai
Santa was Throwing Pieces of
Butter Out Of The Window

Jeeto : Kya kar rahe ho tussi?
Santa : Ojee, Mujhe Butterfly dekhni hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Crossing a road

Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!

Teacher: How do U know that?

Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I’m getting married next week

I’m getting married next week there will b
a small party n only few ppl wil b invited
don’t bring any gift just bring
someone 2 marry me.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Diwani Si Sunder Si

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)