Bahut kamina tha
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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