Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.

Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”

Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 645 views

Rishta tor dia

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par
rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.
She smiles and said: You can go Further.And
Pathan Drives to Multan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus

Siasatdano Se Bhari Hoi Ek Bus
Driver Se Beqabo Hokar Pul Se Nichi Gir Kar Ek Keht Mai Ja Gusi. Kisan Ne Awaz Sunkar Ghar Se Bahar Aya Or Sari Siasatdano Ko Dafnaya..
2 Din Baad Police Wahan Ayi
Khasta Hal Bus Dekni Ke Baad Kisan Se Pocha “Kia Sare Siasatdan Mar Chuke The?
Kisan Ne Kaha Nhin G Kuch To Keh Rahe The Ki Wo Zinda Hai Magar Jinab Aap Ko To Pata Hai K

Siasatdan Kitna Jhoot Bolte Hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Officer: Dekho, humme aisa

Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two ladies

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in
Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First, One Old
Man was Watching this All. At last he said: Why Are
You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon, Tum mein se Jo
bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)