In 2020 girl
In 2020 girl:"Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai
Oye Murgey Tera mobile no. Kya hai. ?
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Boy:"Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nahi hai kya ?
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Girl:"baap aur bhai sab hai, par tu nahi hai na chikne :D
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