Teacher : Santa batao

Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

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