Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views

Aaj ki larki

Aaj ki larki..

grl-mera mobile phone jyada tym
meri mom k paas rehta h

boy-agar hum pakde gye toh..?
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grl-nhi pakad mai aayenge
kyuki mene tumara no. Battry Low

k naam se save kr rakha h..
jab v call aata h mummy phone
charge pe rakhkr chali jaati h..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 ghantay aatay ki line main

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek
aadmi ghussay se chillaya. "Main Zaradari ko goli
marnay ja raha hon." Kuch dari baat woh wapas
aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. Kisi ne
pucha. "Kyon Maar Diya?" Usne maayusi se jawab
diya. "Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phatan ki aqal

Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi
mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi
ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi
walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to
2 kilo tol dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A police recruit was asked during exam

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)