Santa (Security Incharge)

Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?

Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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