Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans
Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans bhi raha tha aur ro bhi raha tha,paas se guzarne wale larke ne poocha:Bhai sahib, kiya hua, aap kabhi hanste hain aur kabhi rotey hain.
Aadmi bola: Yaar hans es liye raha hun ke meri saas 7th floor se gir gaii, aur ro es liye raha hun ke wo meri naii BMW par giri hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 847 views
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To
The Principal,
Delhi Public School,
Sir,
Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.
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Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.
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Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki.
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Sardar:
Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Or Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.
Pathan:
Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar:
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Pathan:
Send Kar…
Sabko Tng Karengy.
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1. Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta "Faraaz"
Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hein..!
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Wasi reply to Faraaz
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Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi parindy se "WASI"
Jab par nikl aatay hain apna hi Aashyana bhool jaty hain.
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tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,
Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,
mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,
hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.
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Wifes insulting their husbands:
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Pilot’s BV -ziyada uro mt, samjhe…?
Teacher’s BV – Mujhe mt sikhao samjhe…?
Dentist’s BV – Daant tod k hath mei de dungi…!
Docter’s BV – tabiyat durust kr doungi…!
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CA/ACMA Candidate’s BV-
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Abay phle paas toh ho phir baat karna
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1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.
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