Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans
Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans bhi raha tha aur ro bhi raha tha,paas se guzarne wale larke ne poocha:Bhai sahib, kiya hua, aap kabhi hanste hain aur kabhi rotey hain.
Aadmi bola: Yaar hans es liye raha hun ke meri saas 7th floor se gir gaii, aur ro es liye raha hun ke wo meri naii BMW par giri hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 802 views
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