Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans bhi raha tha aur ro bhi raha tha,paas se guzarne wale larke ne poocha:Bhai sahib, kiya hua, aap kabhi hanste hain aur kabhi rotey hain.


Aadmi bola: Yaar hans es liye raha hun ke meri saas 7th floor se gir gaii, aur ro es liye raha hun ke wo meri naii BMW par giri hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 938 views

Uncovered Manhole

A blond is walking on the street when she suddenly falls inside an uncovered manhole.

She swears her way back up the ladder and manages to crawl all the way up, her clothes getting all torn up in the process.

When she gets back to the top she wipes off the sweat from her forehead and says "Thank God the hole wasn't covered, or I would've never made it out!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Aik Mashwara

Nokari aur larki
tab tak na choro
jab tak
koi dusri na mile
warna pachtao ge.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A child to his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

A Sardar looking at sky asks

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)