Shaadi Ki Baat
Boyfriend: Darling mein kal tumhaare ghar gaya tha…but lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi…
Girlfriend: Oh no kyun? papa se mile they kya ? kya boley woh….
Boyfriend: Nahi, tumhaari behan se milaa tha…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
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