Shaadi Ki Baat

Boyfriend: Darling mein kal tumhaare ghar gaya tha…but lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi…

Girlfriend: Oh no kyun? papa se mile they kya ? kya boley woh….

Boyfriend: Nahi, tumhaari behan se milaa tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 561 views
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