Gold Biscuit
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se
maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 751 views
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