aik gareeb larke ki shadi
1 Garib Ladke ki shadi ho rahi thi
Pandit- Kaho mai apna sab kuch
apni Biwi ko deta hu..
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Piche se awaz aayi-
"Lo bhai,
Bechare ki cycle bhi Gyi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1218 views
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