Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey
Major Rohail: Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey ho To mujhe bohat darr lagta hai.
Driver: Major Sahab aap b meri tarha ankhen Band kar liya kro.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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