Kutte Ki Dum Joke
Pappu was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.
His Friend: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Pappu: Arey pagal, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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