Chal race lagate hain
santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000 dega. banta :thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata . santa:bas tu mere peece peeche rehna. banta :thanx bhai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views
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